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Ireland star on thong!

Munster lock Donncha O'Callaghan appears to disagree, but we can't help thinking that something is slightly amiss here. Can you help?

Send your suggestions to opinion@planet-rugby.com and we'll publish the best entries. Just think of it - Google immortality awaits you! Now surely that's better than a free t-shirt...

"But Ref, he said he wanted a piece of me?"
Jacques, Central London

"Hey ref! These guys are taking this "touch, engage" rule a bit too far..."
Deon Nel, South Africa

"I swear, Peter, on my way home from the pub last night this Leprechaun appeared, and he bet me a pot of gold against my rugby shorts that............"
Marcel Herle, USA

"The All Blacks are wearing them!" - Donncha O'Callaghan referring to the "New Stream-Line Rugby Shorts", which often match the tight, spandex shirts also favoured by the All Blacks.
Kate Schoeman, Toronto

"Five metre penalty? What a compliment, sir!!"
Richard Brown, South Africa

"O'Callaghan was accused of going too far to please his new sponsors Calvin Klein."
Graham Cleland, Dundee

"Is anyone else feeling as cold I am?"
Bill Keesing, New Zealand

"Are you sure I don't look fat in this?"
Bryan Williams, London

"Hoi Stringer! I think I got your shorts"
John Downey, Dubai

"What? You said the scrum half needs to see more ball?!..."
Ed Cochran

"Aw gee, Strings"
Sean O'Mahoney

"Drop it short you idiot, not drop your shorts!!"
Jonathan Gunning, Johannesburg

And the winner is...

"Referee: "back ten lads... no don't shrug your shoulders and claim innocence, touch-judge's report said a clear stiff-arm tackle."
Hilda Johnson, London.